zombies-go-omnomnom:

zombiesandporn:

the-ackerman-queen:

grimdark-armin-arlert:

shydavestrideer:

tipporoo:

gemscarstairs:

dumb-asses:

shakethestump:

twntydollarnosebleed:

stargatekitten:

walkingbitchfest:

awkward-avenger:

izziesworldofizzie:

ahuttoftea:

fizzylimon:

meisterj:

savagelucy42:

I am the Beastmaster.

It was Pitch Perfect. i’m stuck is a more musical version of real life, it sucks because I’m visual and can’t sing for shit.

The Lego Movie. I am the opposite of fucked.

IM GONNA WRECK IT

'How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying' so basically I'm doing great.

THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL YES I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A WES ANDERSON MOVIE

HTTYD2 I AM THE FARTHEST THING FROM FUCKED GIMMEE A FUCKING DRAGON WOOOOOOOOOOO

I watched Dredd. I am going to die

Julie and julia. I will be very very well fed

Catching Fire. See you in the arena bitches

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firewell sHIT

Cloud Atlas.Jesus.Wonder who my soulmate is and who my previous and next life is.

Thor: The Dark Worldi think im okay with this?????

moulin rouge
well time for me to become a burlesque dancer

The Secret of Kells. I’d say this is the in between.

John Dies At the End
Guess the soy sauce chose me

apparently, Im a sweet transvestite from transexual transylvania 

Lord of the Rings; Two Towers.
I can now live my dream of becoming a Hobbit. Thank you.

Shawshank redemption. I’m pretty  screwed.

zombies-go-omnomnom:

zombiesandporn:

the-ackerman-queen:

grimdark-armin-arlert:

shydavestrideer:

tipporoo:

gemscarstairs:

dumb-asses:

shakethestump:

twntydollarnosebleed:

stargatekitten:

walkingbitchfest:

awkward-avenger:

izziesworldofizzie:

ahuttoftea:

fizzylimon:

meisterj:

savagelucy42:

I am the Beastmaster.

It was Pitch Perfect. i’m stuck is a more musical version of real life, it sucks because I’m visual and can’t sing for shit.

The Lego Movie.
I am the opposite of fucked.

IM GONNA WRECK IT

'How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying' so basically I'm doing great.

THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL YES I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A WES ANDERSON MOVIE

HTTYD2 I AM THE FARTHEST THING FROM FUCKED GIMMEE A FUCKING DRAGON WOOOOOOOOOOO

I watched Dredd. I am going to die

Julie and julia. I will be very very well fed

Catching Fire. See you in the arena bitches

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
well sHIT

Cloud Atlas.
Jesus.
Wonder who my soulmate is and who my previous and next life is.

Thor: The Dark World
i think im okay with this?????

moulin rouge

well time for me to become a burlesque dancer

The Secret of Kells. I’d say this is the in between.

John Dies At the End

Guess the soy sauce chose me

apparently, Im a sweet transvestite from transexual transylvania 

Lord of the Rings; Two Towers.

I can now live my dream of becoming a Hobbit. Thank you.

Shawshank redemption. I’m pretty screwed.

(Source: slutformisha)

If anyone’s awake right now, I’d love a chat. I’m petrified.

duskywoodswallow:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

The dogs name was Endal….”Over the years, Endal has learned to pull the plug out of the bath before going for help if Allen falls unconscious whilst bathing, and is able to put Allen in the recovery position, hit the emergency button on the telephone and summon help … Endal has learned how to use ATMs as well as Chip and pin machines, as well as helping out with shopping, opening train doors, operating lifts, unloading the washing machine and more typical doggie skills like getting the paper.”Parton states that Endal’s ability to comprehend his wishes and needs showed when they first met, and was responsible for helping him recover from the initial deep depression and trauma caused by his disability.Endal came again to national attention in a 2001 incident, when Allen was knocked out of his wheelchair by a passing car. Endal pulled Allen, who was unconscious, into the recovery position, retrieved his mobile phone from beneath the car, fetched a blanket and covered him, barked at nearby dwellings for assistance, and then ran to a nearby hotel to obtain help.

duskywoodswallow:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

The dogs name was Endal….”Over the years, Endal has learned to pull the plug out of the bath before going for help if Allen falls unconscious whilst bathing, and is able to put Allen in the recovery position, hit the emergency button on the telephone and summon help … Endal has learned how to use ATMs as well as Chip and pin machines, as well as helping out with shopping, opening train doors, operating lifts, unloading the washing machine and more typical doggie skills like getting the paper.”
Parton states that Endal’s ability to comprehend his wishes and needs showed when they first met, and was responsible for helping him recover from the initial deep depression and trauma caused by his disability.
Endal came again to national attention in a 2001 incident, when Allen was knocked out of his wheelchair by a passing car. Endal pulled Allen, who was unconscious, into the recovery position, retrieved his mobile phone from beneath the car, fetched a blanket and covered him, barked at nearby dwellings for assistance, and then ran to a nearby hotel to obtain help.

(Source: ultrafacts, via ultrafacts)

cloudy-dreamers:

URGENT! If you live in or nearby the Nottingham, England area could you please keep your eye out for Tom.  He was last visibly seen at 1am on the 22nd July by his housemate as he was going to bed.  Said housemate thought he heard him shower at around 10am on the 23rd July but can’t be sure.
He was meant to be meeting his girlfriend at 11am on the 24th July but never turned up despite buying a train ticket.  He still hasn’t come home.
If you have any information please inbox me (tumblr user goldrosepetals) or contact the police.
Even if you don’t live in Nottingham I’d be really thankful if you could signal boost this post!

cloudy-dreamers:

URGENT! If you live in or nearby the Nottingham, England area could you please keep your eye out for Tom.  He was last visibly seen at 1am on the 22nd July by his housemate as he was going to bed.  Said housemate thought he heard him shower at around 10am on the 23rd July but can’t be sure.

He was meant to be meeting his girlfriend at 11am on the 24th July but never turned up despite buying a train ticket.  He still hasn’t come home.

If you have any information please inbox me (tumblr user goldrosepetals) or contact the police.

Even if you don’t live in Nottingham I’d be really thankful if you could signal boost this post!

(via i-m-d-e-p-r-e-s-s-e-d)