meistens:

snapchatting:

what if there were professional text post critics

Rating: 

Witty and insightful. A must-reblog post. Suspense from lack of punctuation and resolution leaves the reader pondering possibilities late into the night.

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

cutieringtail:

falmyrion:

queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

You’re*

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describe me the way an author would in a book

tuttopuoesserearte:

luminosas:

if you do this i might cry

If someone do this i will probably cry a river and love that person forever idk

sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

nebulasresolution:

If I am ignoring you, I apologize. I become distracted and will focus on one thing a while. Sometimes I’m just emotionally overwhelmed and I have to lay down for a while. I’m not ignoring you because it’s you it’s because life is distracting and hard and so sometimes I just need to stop talking to people and sometimes I do that suddenly.

Animal Crossing Television Guide!

animalcrossover:

yourfriendlyneighbourhoodladyl:

supreme-bellionaire:

Rainbow Glitch: 12am and 5am

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Static: 1am through 4am

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News: 6am ,7am, 6pm, and 10pm

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Soap Opera: 8am, 1pm, and 9pm

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Nature Channel: 9am

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Ninja Cartoon: 10am

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Cooking Show: 11am

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Ragtime Comedy Show: 12pm, 2pm, 5pm, 7pm, and 11pm

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Workout Show: 3pm

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Cat and Mouse Cartoon: 4pm

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Game Show: 5pm

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Ninja cartoon?! Yay! :D

Rainbow Glitch? (aka - a test pattern) XD

the fact that 66 + 44 doesn’t add up to 100 really pisses me off

hvrted:

I wish I had google as a brain

And I think the first sign you notice when you begin to gain feelings towards a person, is just how easily you get jealous when they give others the attention which you crave.
― Unknown  (via asdfghjkllove)